21 Epic Stuff Written By Children That Deserve An Oscar. #20 Is A Facepalm.

Children are children.

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Here are 21 excerpts that will convince you that children are literary geniuses:

1. Props for being creative

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A good writer will take the story in a different direction and take the reader with him.

2. Philosophers are hard to come by these days

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Bold men make bold statements.

3. Pointing out the important things

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If there wasn’t a Nobel prize for maths, there sure as hell is one for medicine.

4. It’s not even a ball, but he gets points for trying

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This explains why Americans shy away from the metric system.

5. When you’re too dark for your coloring books

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It’s an adequate depiction of your reality.

6. Surely he’s up for ‘The Perfect Antonym’ award

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To be honest, it doesn’t take much for a word to change the dictionary. And when the word in question corresponds with reality, there’s really no reason to object to it.

7. The hero of couch potatoes worldwide

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The perfect job.

8. Props for creating a new profession, there’s probably an award for that as well

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But, this is probably where we’re all headed anyway.

9. One can dream

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And with advances in cosmetic surgery and breakthroughs in science, you too can become Michael Jordan.

10. The family of the year award goes to this kid

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For truly appreciating his family.

11. The frontrunner for the ‘Negotiator of the Year’ award

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Well, it’s only fair.

12. Definitely a favorite for the ‘Apology of the Year’ award

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Well, at least he’s honest.

13. The ‘Perfect Friend’ award

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Is there any other way to make friends?

14. Your rights aren’t rights if someone can just take them away

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When your heart aches, you speak the truth and hope for the best.

15. Do we have an award for declarations of love

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Hopefully, the girl that wrote this lives in India.

16. Honesty is a virtue

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When you love someone because of what they do, not because of what they are.

17. How to be a best friend

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Lovely, just lovely.

18. This one is up for the ‘Best Wishes’ award

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Well that’s one way to wish someone a safe trip.

19. The best girlfriend

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She’s keeping her options open, and he’s not ready to lose hope just yet.

20. The best sales assistant

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When your kid has a bright future as a sales assistant.

21. If only an award for mythological studies existed

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When you get extra points for knowing your mythical creatures.

If you’re not one to believe in conspiracies then ask yourself this: Why hasn’t a kid won the Nobel prize with so many of these gems floating around the internet?