30 Of The Funniest Bumper Stickers On The Road That Will Crack You Up!

Bumper stickers are the driver’s way to convey a message to the person driving behind them, whether they’d like to hear it or not.

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Some us incredibly stupid, some are just obnoxious, but then there are those select few that are actually funny. Here’s a list of 30 bumper stickers that definitely stand out from the rest:

1. When puberty hits, it hits hard. Those sweet, sweet hormones will give you a different perspective. It’s like when a colorblind person can finally see the full spectrum of colors.

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2. There’s nothing more annoying than reading that all-too-familiar “Baby on board” sticker. This guy knows what we’re talking about.

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3. Communication exclusively through anonymous chat rooms with as few words as possible.

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4. That’s exactly why we wear a seatbelt. We don’t want to end up on some alien spaceship locked up next to some unwitting cattle.

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5. It’s like letting a toddler vomit

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6. If you run someone over with your eyes closed, they are both alive and dead at the same time. It’s the perfect defense.

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7. There’s a fine line between irony and stupidity.

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8. Illiterates need not apply.

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9. Sure, let me just pull out my Ivory horn.

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10. Dang it, you got me there chief.

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11. It’s the Chevy we deserve, but not the one we need right now – The Dark Aveo.

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12. This is a tribute to the greatest car in the world.

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13. A jab at all the Hilldog followers out there. The first installment of a three part series, which includes “Something, something socialist,” and “Something, something, racist xenophobe.”

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14. But what if Florida is my home? Checkmate, Floridians.

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15. Neither does ours, but we do it anyway to annoy the hell out of drivers.

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16. Thank God. I was beginning to panic for a second there.

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17. This is what happens when you let 16-year-olds drive.

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18. What’s next? Eat if you like food?

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19. Self-loathing at its finest.

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20. Your colon’s is the only like you’re going to get today.

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21. Because a sword is going to do me a whole lot of good at a red light.

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22. The winner of the ‘How much words can you fit on a bumper sticker’ challenge.

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23. The most random bumper sticker you’ll see today.

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24. When you forget your earplugs, there’s only one solution.

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25. How to spot a true diehard fan. He probably drives in The Middle of the road as well.

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26. Well, my car’s an oldie. It doesn’t have the internet.

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27. A poorly written satirical comment about a generic sticker.

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28. The concept of honking is unfamiliar to us.

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29. Jesus.

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30. Are you saying “boo” or “boo-urns”?

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