19 Funny Sign Burnouts That Are Going To Hurt Your Face (And Your Conscience)!

Catchy signs are a way to bring attention to your business, but if done poorly, can also deter potential customers. They can be the difference between success and failure.

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But sometimes, signs just misbehave and all of a sudden the inconspicuous Dynasty Buffet becomes Nasty Buffet – the worst joint in town. It doesn’t take much, just a couple of letters to disappear into the darkness and voila, a completely innocent sign turns into an advertisement for a nefarious enterprise.

A beautiful and peaceful town can turn into a dystopian city overnight, with stores offering anything from drugs, to loose women, to disgusting food. Sign burnouts are not uncommon, and every once in a while, just the right letters disappear and the signs catch our attention. Neon signs are quite unreliable and as it turns out, from time to time quite hilarious. Here are some of the funniest sign burnouts out there:

1. Guess where we won’t be eating next time. It’s befitting that the dumpster is right next to the front door.

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2. The photo was probably taken during the oil crisis, when prices were indeed, hell.

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3. Every salesman claims to have the best of something. But you never truly know until you try. Oh, well, I guess it can’t hurt.

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4. You know it’s Monday when even the traffic signs are flipping you off.

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5. It’s an entrepreneur’s world. Sooner or later even the pimps are going to catch on.

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6. We’re not sure what’s in these hamburgers…

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7. The arrival of the online streams, torrents and blu-ray ushered in a new era of home entertainment, leaving Blockbuster out of business. Many stores around the United States closed up, but not before sending one last message to the modern world.

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8. Advertising your underground drug operation has never been easier.

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9. Milf Plaza – The birthplace of the true American MILF.

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10. Subliminal messaging at its finest. No wonder our kids are losing their way.

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11. If you desire that authentic prison experience, Danals is the store for you.

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12. There’s a market for everything. “At Walgreens, rushing it is not our specialty.”

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13. Bare feet hoes are the best types of hoes.

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14. When an unsatisfied customer is also a hacker that can manipulate your neon lighting system.

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15. Someone finally mustered the courage to say it.

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16. When a sperm bank company buys the local amusement store and they don’t have time to redecorate. Either that, or they’ve lowered the age of their target demographic.

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17. The mother of all American tits.

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18. Somebody call poor Legolas. We may have finally found his brother.

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19. I went to the hoe carnival once, but it turns out I wasn’t tall enough to ride.

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